Current Boyfriend: N/A
Current Girlfriend: N/A
Current Christmas Spirit: Nonexistent
Current Weight: I don't event want to know, but add on half a turkey and god knows how many chocolates
Current Happiness Level: Fairly Good
Current Awake-ness Level: Barely There
Current Employment: Slave to Meat
Current Writing Status: Far to close to Nonexistent
Current I-Feel-Fab-About-Life-In-All-Ways Level: Below Any Possible Radar
Life in Ophelya's life is always an upbeat and fun experience!
Not.
